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# Awesome Funny Markov Chains [](https://github.com/sindresorhus/awesome)
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A facetiously curated list of delightfully amusing Markov chain output, inspired by [memorylessness](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memorylessness).
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If you want to [contribute](https://github.com/sublimino/awesome-funny-markov/blob/master/contributing.md) to this list (please do), send a pull request or contact me [@sublimino](https://twitter.com/sublimino).
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Looking for more information on Markov Chains? Try [Awesome Machine Learning](https://github.com/josephmisiti/awesome-machine-learning).
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## Table of Contents
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- [Web and Tech](#web-and-tech)
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- [Twitter](#twitter)
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- [Media](#media)
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- [Tools](#tools)
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- [A history of funny Markov chains](#a-history-of-funny-markov-chains)
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- [Sober applications](#sober-applications)
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## Web and Tech
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- [Headline Smasher](http://www.headlinesmasher.com/best/all) - Fake headlines created by smashing up real headlines.
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- [Subreddit Simulator](https://www.reddit.com/r/subredditsimulator) - The most confusing subreddit (often on the front page).
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- [Alternative Hacker News](https://news.ycombniator.com/) - Hacker News dataset eats itself.
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- [Phaker News](http://namuol.github.io/phaker-news/) - Another spin on Hacker News.
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- [Cybersauce Broadcasting Corporation](http://www.x11r5.com/radio/) - A computer generated and dictated podcast.
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- [Java! Real or Not?](http://java.metagno.me/) - Guess the Spring Framework class name.
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- [Your Swimsuit Jumped Over Its Own Weathercock, You Liar!](https://patchydollgames.itch.io/yourswimsuit) - A dating sim about the futility of dating sims.
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- [The Doom That Came to Puppet](http://thedoomthatcametopuppet.tumblr.com/) - Mutations on Puppet documentation and the assorted works of H. P. Lovecraft.
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- [King James Programming](http://kingjamesprogramming.tumblr.com/) - Combined King James Bible, Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs, and some of Eric S. Raymond's writings.
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- [Git man page Generator](http://git-man-page-generator.lokaltog.net/) - Suspiciously believeable (but incorrect) Git documentation.
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- [Jon Skeet bot](https://stackoverflow.blog/2018/01/15/thanks-million-jon-skeet/) - Stack Overflow's homage to their greatest ever user, Jon Skeet.
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- [StackExchange Simulator](https://se-simulator.lw1.at/) - Random question and answers based on the StackOverflow/StackExchange data dumps.
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- [4chan Text Generator](https://github.com/02sh/4chanMarkovText) - With sample inputs for /biz/ /pol/ /b/ /fit/ (NSFW).
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## Twitter
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- [@erowidrecruiter](https://twitter.com/erowidrecruiter) - Erowid trip reports and tech recruiter emails.
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- [@TwoHeadlines](https://twitter.com/TwoHeadlines) - Takes two headlines about different things and then confuses them.
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- [@SarowidPalinUSA](https://twitter.com/SarowidPalinUSA) - Sarah Palin speeches and Erowid trip reports.
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- [@twatterhose](https://twitter.com/twatterhose) - A mashup of the Twitter public timeline.
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- [@redditron](https://twitter.com/redditron) - Reddit comments.
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- [@markovmtg](https://twitter.com/markovmtg) - [Magic] Markov the Gathering.
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- [@HNTitles](https://twitter.com/HNTitles) - HN Titles.
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- [@BeerSnobSays](https://twitter.com/BeerSnobSays) - Drunk tweeting nonsensical beer reviews.
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- [@icowid](https://twitter.com/icowid) - a markov bot trained on erowid trip reports and ICO whitepapers.
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- [@hipsterwid](https://twitter.com/hipsterwid) - An hipster bot trained on Erowid trip reports and Pitchfork's album reviews.
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## Media
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- [Calvin and Markov](http://joshmillard.com/markov/calvin/) - Calvin and Hobbes strips reimagined.
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- [Garkov](http://joshmillard.com/garkov/) - Transcripts of old Garfield strips.
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- [The Big Markovski](http://joshmillard.com/markov/lebowski/) - The Big Lebowski.
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- [Jesus Markoving Christ](http://joshmillard.com/markov/christ/) - An incoherent savior for an incoherent age.
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- [XKCD](https://xkcd.com/210/) - 90's Flowchart.
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- [Markov Bible](https://web.archive.org/web/20081224025955/http://www.markovbible.com/) - The whole book (archive.org).
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- [Automatic Donald Trump](https://filiph.github.io/markov/) - Donald Trump's smart keyboard.
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- [Insta-Trump](http://trump.frost.works/) - create a mathematically generated Trump speech.
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## Tools
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- [That Can Be My Next Tweet](http://yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet/) - Generates your future tweets based on the DNA of your existing messages.
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- [Mark V. Shaney at Your Service](http://www.yisongyue.com/shaney/) - Interactie Markov examples.
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- [foswig.js](http://mrsharpoblunto.github.io/foswig.js/) - Generate awesome Javascript project names from the popular JavaScript library names on GitHub.
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- [Benedict Cumberbatch Name Generator](http://benedictcumberbatchgenerator.tumblr.com/) - Permutations on the gentleman's names.
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- [Reimagined Yo Mama](https://github.com/Trshant/reimagined-yomama) - yo mama jokes using markov chains (code only).
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## A history of funny Markov chains
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- ["I Spent an Interesting Evening Recently with a Grain of Salt"](https://web.archive.org/web/20011101013348/http://www.sincity.com/penn-n-teller/pcc/shaney.html) - The Original Prank (archive.org).
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- [Mark V. Shaney's Website](https://web.archive.org/web/19970418070034/http://softway.com.au/people/mvs/) - Mark V. Shaney's finest hours (archive.org).
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- [Fun With Markov Chains](http://www.eblong.com/zarf/markov/) - Featuring "Alice in Elsinore: The Alice books and Hamlet", and "The Revelation of St. Alice: The Alice books, and the books of Genesis and Revelation".
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## Sober applications
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- [PageRank](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PageRank?oldformat=true#Damping_factor) - Google is built on Markov Chains.
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- [Digital Music Programming](http://peabody.sapp.org/class/dmp2/lab/markov1/) - MIDI Markov music.
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- [A visual explanation of Markov chains](http://setosa.io/blog/2014/07/26/markov-chains/) - A useful guide to Markov chains by Victor Powell.
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## License
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[](https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/)
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