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<h1 id="awesome-funny-markov-chains-awesome">Awesome Funny Markov Chains
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<a href="https://github.com/sindresorhus/awesome"><img
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src="https://cdn.rawgit.com/sindresorhus/awesome/d7305f38d29fed78fa85652e3a63e154dd8e8829/media/badge.svg"
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alt="Awesome" /></a></h1>
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<p>A facetiously curated list of delightfully amusing Markov chain
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output, inspired by <a
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href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memorylessness">memorylessness</a>.</p>
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<p>If you want to <a
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href="https://github.com/sublimino/awesome-funny-markov/blob/master/contributing.md">contribute</a>
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to this list (please do), send a pull request or contact me <a
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href="https://twitter.com/sublimino"><span class="citation"
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data-cites="sublimino">@sublimino</span></a>.</p>
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<p>Looking for more information on Markov Chains? Try <a
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href="https://github.com/josephmisiti/awesome-machine-learning">Awesome
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Machine Learning</a>.</p>
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<h2 id="table-of-contents">Table of Contents</h2>
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<ul>
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<li><a href="#web-and-tech">Web and Tech</a></li>
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<li><a href="#twitter">Twitter</a></li>
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<li><a href="#media">Media</a></li>
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<li><a href="#tools">Tools</a></li>
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<li><a href="#a-history-of-funny-markov-chains">A history of funny
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Markov chains</a></li>
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<li><a href="#sober-applications">Sober applications</a></li>
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</ul>
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<h2 id="web-and-tech">Web and Tech</h2>
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<ul>
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<li><a href="http://www.headlinesmasher.com/best/all">Headline
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Smasher</a> - Fake headlines created by smashing up real headlines.</li>
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<li><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/subredditsimulator">Subreddit
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Simulator</a> - The most confusing subreddit (often on the front
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page).</li>
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<li><a href="https://news.ycombniator.com/">Alternative Hacker News</a>
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- Hacker News dataset eats itself.</li>
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<li><a href="http://namuol.github.io/phaker-news/">Phaker News</a> -
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Another spin on Hacker News.</li>
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<li><a href="http://www.x11r5.com/radio/">Cybersauce Broadcasting
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Corporation</a> - A computer generated and dictated podcast.</li>
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<li><a href="http://java.metagno.me/">Java! Real or Not?</a> - Guess the
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Spring Framework class name.</li>
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<li><a href="https://patchydollgames.itch.io/yourswimsuit">Your Swimsuit
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Jumped Over Its Own Weathercock, You Liar!</a> - A dating sim about the
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futility of dating sims.</li>
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<li><a href="http://thedoomthatcametopuppet.tumblr.com/">The Doom That
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Came to Puppet</a> - Mutations on Puppet documentation and the assorted
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works of H. P. Lovecraft.</li>
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<li><a href="http://kingjamesprogramming.tumblr.com/">King James
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Programming</a> - Combined King James Bible, Structure and
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Interpretation of Computer Programs, and some of Eric S. Raymond’s
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writings.</li>
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<li><a href="http://git-man-page-generator.lokaltog.net/">Git man page
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Generator</a> - Suspiciously believeable (but incorrect) Git
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documentation.</li>
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<li><a
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href="https://stackoverflow.blog/2018/01/15/thanks-million-jon-skeet/">Jon
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Skeet bot</a> - Stack Overflow’s homage to their greatest ever user, Jon
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Skeet.</li>
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<li><a href="https://se-simulator.lw1.at/">StackExchange Simulator</a> -
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Random question and answers based on the StackOverflow/StackExchange
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data dumps.</li>
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<li><a href="https://github.com/02sh/4chanMarkovText">4chan Text
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Generator</a> - With sample inputs for /biz/ /pol/ /b/ /fit/
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(NSFW).</li>
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</ul>
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<h2 id="twitter">Twitter</h2>
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<ul>
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<li><a href="https://twitter.com/erowidrecruiter"><span class="citation"
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data-cites="erowidrecruiter">@erowidrecruiter</span></a> - Erowid trip
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reports and tech recruiter emails.</li>
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<li><a href="https://twitter.com/TwoHeadlines"><span class="citation"
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data-cites="TwoHeadlines">@TwoHeadlines</span></a> - Takes two headlines
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about different things and then confuses them.</li>
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<li><a href="https://twitter.com/SarowidPalinUSA"><span class="citation"
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data-cites="SarowidPalinUSA">@SarowidPalinUSA</span></a> - Sarah Palin
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speeches and Erowid trip reports.</li>
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<li><a href="https://twitter.com/twatterhose"><span class="citation"
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data-cites="twatterhose">@twatterhose</span></a> - A mashup of the
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Twitter public timeline.</li>
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<li><a href="https://twitter.com/redditron"><span class="citation"
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data-cites="redditron">@redditron</span></a> - Reddit comments.</li>
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<li><a href="https://twitter.com/markovmtg"><span class="citation"
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data-cites="markovmtg">@markovmtg</span></a> - [Magic] Markov the
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Gathering.</li>
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<li><a href="https://twitter.com/HNTitles"><span class="citation"
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data-cites="HNTitles">@HNTitles</span></a> - HN Titles.</li>
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<li><a href="https://twitter.com/BeerSnobSays"><span class="citation"
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data-cites="BeerSnobSays">@BeerSnobSays</span></a> - Drunk tweeting
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nonsensical beer reviews.</li>
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<li><a href="https://twitter.com/icowid"><span class="citation"
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data-cites="icowid">@icowid</span></a> - a markov bot trained on erowid
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trip reports and ICO whitepapers.</li>
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<li><a href="https://twitter.com/hipsterwid"><span class="citation"
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data-cites="hipsterwid">@hipsterwid</span></a> - An hipster bot trained
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on Erowid trip reports and Pitchfork’s album reviews.</li>
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</ul>
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<h2 id="media">Media</h2>
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<ul>
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<li><a href="http://joshmillard.com/markov/calvin/">Calvin and
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Markov</a> - Calvin and Hobbes strips reimagined.</li>
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<li><a href="http://joshmillard.com/garkov/">Garkov</a> - Transcripts of
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old Garfield strips.</li>
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<li><a href="http://joshmillard.com/markov/lebowski/">The Big
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Markovski</a> - The Big Lebowski.</li>
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<li><a href="http://joshmillard.com/markov/christ/">Jesus Markoving
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Christ</a> - An incoherent savior for an incoherent age.</li>
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<li><a href="https://xkcd.com/210/">XKCD</a> - 90’s Flowchart.</li>
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<li><a
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href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081224025955/http://www.markovbible.com/">Markov
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Bible</a> - The whole book (archive.org).</li>
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<li><a href="https://filiph.github.io/markov/">Automatic Donald
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Trump</a> - Donald Trump’s smart keyboard.</li>
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<li><a href="http://trump.frost.works/">Insta-Trump</a> - create a
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mathematically generated Trump speech.</li>
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</ul>
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<h2 id="tools">Tools</h2>
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<ul>
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<li><a href="http://yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet/">That Can Be My Next
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Tweet</a> - Generates your future tweets based on the DNA of your
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existing messages.</li>
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<li><a href="http://www.yisongyue.com/shaney/">Mark V. Shaney at Your
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Service</a> - Interactie Markov examples.</li>
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<li><a href="http://mrsharpoblunto.github.io/foswig.js/">foswig.js</a> -
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Generate awesome Javascript project names from the popular JavaScript
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library names on GitHub.</li>
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<li><a href="http://benedictcumberbatchgenerator.tumblr.com/">Benedict
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Cumberbatch Name Generator</a> - Permutations on the gentleman’s
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names.</li>
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<li><a href="https://github.com/Trshant/reimagined-yomama">Reimagined Yo
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Mama</a> - yo mama jokes using markov chains (code only).</li>
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</ul>
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<h2 id="a-history-of-funny-markov-chains">A history of funny Markov
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chains</h2>
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<ul>
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<li><a
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href="https://web.archive.org/web/20011101013348/http://www.sincity.com/penn-n-teller/pcc/shaney.html">“I
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Spent an Interesting Evening Recently with a Grain of Salt”</a> - The
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Original Prank (archive.org).</li>
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<li><a
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href="https://web.archive.org/web/19970418070034/http://softway.com.au/people/mvs/">Mark
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V. Shaney’s Website</a> - Mark V. Shaney’s finest hours
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(archive.org).</li>
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<li><a href="http://www.eblong.com/zarf/markov/">Fun With Markov
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Chains</a> - Featuring “Alice in Elsinore: The Alice books and Hamlet”,
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and “The Revelation of St. Alice: The Alice books, and the books of
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Genesis and Revelation”.</li>
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</ul>
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<h2 id="sober-applications">Sober applications</h2>
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<ul>
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<li><a
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href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PageRank?oldformat=true#Damping_factor">PageRank</a>
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- Google is built on Markov Chains.</li>
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<li><a href="http://peabody.sapp.org/class/dmp2/lab/markov1/">Digital
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Music Programming</a> - MIDI Markov music.</li>
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<li><a href="http://setosa.io/blog/2014/07/26/markov-chains/">A visual
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explanation of Markov chains</a> - A useful guide to Markov chains by
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Victor Powell.</li>
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</ul>
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<h2 id="license">License</h2>
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<p><a href="https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/"><img
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src="http://mirrors.creativecommons.org/presskit/buttons/88x31/svg/cc-zero.svg"
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alt="CC0" /></a></p>
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