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Awesome Funny Markov Chains !Awesome (https://cdn.rawgit.com/sindresorhus/awesome/d7305f38d29fed78fa85652e3a63e154dd8e8829/media/badge.svg) (https://github.com/sindresorhus/awesome)
A facetiously curated list of delightfully amusing Markov chain output, inspired by memorylessness (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memorylessness).
If you want to contribute (https://github.com/sublimino/awesome-funny-markov/blob/master/contributing.md) to this list (please do), send a pull request or contact me @sublimino (https://twitter.com/sublimino).
Looking for more information on Markov Chains? Try Awesome Machine Learning (https://github.com/josephmisiti/awesome-machine-learning).
Table of Contents
- Web and Tech (#web-and-tech)
- Twitter (#twitter)
- Media (#media)
- Tools (#tools)
- A history of funny Markov chains (#a-history-of-funny-markov-chains)
- Sober applications (#sober-applications)
Web and Tech
- Headline Smasher (http://www.headlinesmasher.com/best/all) - Fake headlines created by smashing up real headlines.
- Subreddit Simulator (https://www.reddit.com/r/subredditsimulator) - The most confusing subreddit (often on the front page).
- Alternative Hacker News (https://news.ycombniator.com/) - Hacker News dataset eats itself.
- Phaker News (http://namuol.github.io/phaker-news/) - Another spin on Hacker News.
- Cybersauce Broadcasting Corporation (http://www.x11r5.com/radio/) - A computer generated and dictated podcast.
- Java! Real or Not? (http://java.metagno.me/) - Guess the Spring Framework class name.
- Your Swimsuit Jumped Over Its Own Weathercock, You Liar! (https://patchydollgames.itch.io/yourswimsuit) - A dating sim about the futility of dating sims.
- The Doom That Came to Puppet (http://thedoomthatcametopuppet.tumblr.com/) - Mutations on Puppet documentation and the assorted works of H. P. Lovecraft.
- King James Programming (http://kingjamesprogramming.tumblr.com/) - Combined King James Bible, Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs, and some of Eric S. Raymond's writings.
- Git man page Generator (http://git-man-page-generator.lokaltog.net/) - Suspiciously believeable (but incorrect) Git documentation.
- Jon Skeet bot (https://stackoverflow.blog/2018/01/15/thanks-million-jon-skeet/) - Stack Overflow's homage to their greatest ever user, Jon Skeet.
- StackExchange Simulator (https://se-simulator.lw1.at/) - Random question and answers based on the StackOverflow/StackExchange data dumps.
- 4chan Text Generator (https://github.com/02sh/4chanMarkovText) - With sample inputs for /biz/ /pol/ /b/ /fit/ (NSFW).
Twitter
- @erowidrecruiter (https://twitter.com/erowidrecruiter) - Erowid trip reports and tech recruiter emails.
- @TwoHeadlines (https://twitter.com/TwoHeadlines) - Takes two headlines about different things and then confuses them.
- @SarowidPalinUSA (https://twitter.com/SarowidPalinUSA) - Sarah Palin speeches and Erowid trip reports.
- @twatterhose (https://twitter.com/twatterhose) - A mashup of the Twitter public timeline.
- @redditron (https://twitter.com/redditron) - Reddit comments.
- @markovmtg (https://twitter.com/markovmtg) - Magic Markov the Gathering.
- @HNTitles (https://twitter.com/HNTitles) - HN Titles.
- @BeerSnobSays (https://twitter.com/BeerSnobSays) - Drunk tweeting nonsensical beer reviews.
- @icowid (https://twitter.com/icowid) - a markov bot trained on erowid trip reports and ICO whitepapers.
- @hipsterwid (https://twitter.com/hipsterwid) - An hipster bot trained on Erowid trip reports and Pitchfork's album reviews.
Media
- Calvin and Markov (http://joshmillard.com/markov/calvin/) - Calvin and Hobbes strips reimagined.
- Garkov (http://joshmillard.com/garkov/) - Transcripts of old Garfield strips.
- The Big Markovski (http://joshmillard.com/markov/lebowski/) - The Big Lebowski.
- Jesus Markoving Christ (http://joshmillard.com/markov/christ/) - An incoherent savior for an incoherent age.
- XKCD (https://xkcd.com/210/) - 90's Flowchart.
- Markov Bible (https://web.archive.org/web/20081224025955/http://www.markovbible.com/) - The whole book (archive.org).
- Automatic Donald Trump (https://filiph.github.io/markov/) - Donald Trump's smart keyboard.
- Insta-Trump (http://trump.frost.works/) - create a mathematically generated Trump speech.
Tools
- That Can Be My Next Tweet (http://yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet/) - Generates your future tweets based on the DNA of your existing messages.
- Mark V. Shaney at Your Service (http://www.yisongyue.com/shaney/) - Interactie Markov examples.
- foswig.js (http://mrsharpoblunto.github.io/foswig.js/) - Generate awesome Javascript project names from the popular JavaScript library names on GitHub.
- Benedict Cumberbatch Name Generator (http://benedictcumberbatchgenerator.tumblr.com/) - Permutations on the gentleman's names.
- Reimagined Yo Mama (https://github.com/Trshant/reimagined-yomama) - yo mama jokes using markov chains (code only).
A history of funny Markov chains
- "I Spent an Interesting Evening Recently with a Grain of Salt" (https://web.archive.org/web/20011101013348/http://www.sincity.com/penn-n-teller/pcc/shaney.html) - The Original Prank (archive.org).
- Mark V. Shaney's Website (https://web.archive.org/web/19970418070034/http://softway.com.au/people/mvs/) - Mark V. Shaney's finest hours (archive.org).
- Fun With Markov Chains (http://www.eblong.com/zarf/markov/) - Featuring "Alice in Elsinore: The Alice books and Hamlet", and "The Revelation of St. Alice: The Alice books, and the books of Genesis and Revelation".
Sober applications
- PageRank (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PageRank?oldformat=true#Damping_factor) - Google is built on Markov Chains.
- Digital Music Programming (http://peabody.sapp.org/class/dmp2/lab/markov1/) - MIDI Markov music.
- A visual explanation of Markov chains (http://setosa.io/blog/2014/07/26/markov-chains/) - A useful guide to Markov chains by Victor Powell.
License
!CC0 (http://mirrors.creativecommons.org/presskit/buttons/88x31/svg/cc-zero.svg) (https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/)
A facetiously curated list of delightfully amusing Markov chain output, inspired by memorylessness (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memorylessness).
If you want to contribute (https://github.com/sublimino/awesome-funny-markov/blob/master/contributing.md) to this list (please do), send a pull request or contact me @sublimino (https://twitter.com/sublimino).
Looking for more information on Markov Chains? Try Awesome Machine Learning (https://github.com/josephmisiti/awesome-machine-learning).
Table of Contents
- Web and Tech (#web-and-tech)
- Twitter (#twitter)
- Media (#media)
- Tools (#tools)
- A history of funny Markov chains (#a-history-of-funny-markov-chains)
- Sober applications (#sober-applications)
Web and Tech
- Headline Smasher (http://www.headlinesmasher.com/best/all) - Fake headlines created by smashing up real headlines.
- Subreddit Simulator (https://www.reddit.com/r/subredditsimulator) - The most confusing subreddit (often on the front page).
- Alternative Hacker News (https://news.ycombniator.com/) - Hacker News dataset eats itself.
- Phaker News (http://namuol.github.io/phaker-news/) - Another spin on Hacker News.
- Cybersauce Broadcasting Corporation (http://www.x11r5.com/radio/) - A computer generated and dictated podcast.
- Java! Real or Not? (http://java.metagno.me/) - Guess the Spring Framework class name.
- Your Swimsuit Jumped Over Its Own Weathercock, You Liar! (https://patchydollgames.itch.io/yourswimsuit) - A dating sim about the futility of dating sims.
- The Doom That Came to Puppet (http://thedoomthatcametopuppet.tumblr.com/) - Mutations on Puppet documentation and the assorted works of H. P. Lovecraft.
- King James Programming (http://kingjamesprogramming.tumblr.com/) - Combined King James Bible, Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs, and some of Eric S. Raymond's writings.
- Git man page Generator (http://git-man-page-generator.lokaltog.net/) - Suspiciously believeable (but incorrect) Git documentation.
- Jon Skeet bot (https://stackoverflow.blog/2018/01/15/thanks-million-jon-skeet/) - Stack Overflow's homage to their greatest ever user, Jon Skeet.
- StackExchange Simulator (https://se-simulator.lw1.at/) - Random question and answers based on the StackOverflow/StackExchange data dumps.
- 4chan Text Generator (https://github.com/02sh/4chanMarkovText) - With sample inputs for /biz/ /pol/ /b/ /fit/ (NSFW).
- @erowidrecruiter (https://twitter.com/erowidrecruiter) - Erowid trip reports and tech recruiter emails.
- @TwoHeadlines (https://twitter.com/TwoHeadlines) - Takes two headlines about different things and then confuses them.
- @SarowidPalinUSA (https://twitter.com/SarowidPalinUSA) - Sarah Palin speeches and Erowid trip reports.
- @twatterhose (https://twitter.com/twatterhose) - A mashup of the Twitter public timeline.
- @redditron (https://twitter.com/redditron) - Reddit comments.
- @markovmtg (https://twitter.com/markovmtg) - Magic Markov the Gathering.
- @HNTitles (https://twitter.com/HNTitles) - HN Titles.
- @BeerSnobSays (https://twitter.com/BeerSnobSays) - Drunk tweeting nonsensical beer reviews.
- @icowid (https://twitter.com/icowid) - a markov bot trained on erowid trip reports and ICO whitepapers.
- @hipsterwid (https://twitter.com/hipsterwid) - An hipster bot trained on Erowid trip reports and Pitchfork's album reviews.
Media
- Calvin and Markov (http://joshmillard.com/markov/calvin/) - Calvin and Hobbes strips reimagined.
- Garkov (http://joshmillard.com/garkov/) - Transcripts of old Garfield strips.
- The Big Markovski (http://joshmillard.com/markov/lebowski/) - The Big Lebowski.
- Jesus Markoving Christ (http://joshmillard.com/markov/christ/) - An incoherent savior for an incoherent age.
- XKCD (https://xkcd.com/210/) - 90's Flowchart.
- Markov Bible (https://web.archive.org/web/20081224025955/http://www.markovbible.com/) - The whole book (archive.org).
- Automatic Donald Trump (https://filiph.github.io/markov/) - Donald Trump's smart keyboard.
- Insta-Trump (http://trump.frost.works/) - create a mathematically generated Trump speech.
Tools
- That Can Be My Next Tweet (http://yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet/) - Generates your future tweets based on the DNA of your existing messages.
- Mark V. Shaney at Your Service (http://www.yisongyue.com/shaney/) - Interactie Markov examples.
- foswig.js (http://mrsharpoblunto.github.io/foswig.js/) - Generate awesome Javascript project names from the popular JavaScript library names on GitHub.
- Benedict Cumberbatch Name Generator (http://benedictcumberbatchgenerator.tumblr.com/) - Permutations on the gentleman's names.
- Reimagined Yo Mama (https://github.com/Trshant/reimagined-yomama) - yo mama jokes using markov chains (code only).
A history of funny Markov chains
- "I Spent an Interesting Evening Recently with a Grain of Salt" (https://web.archive.org/web/20011101013348/http://www.sincity.com/penn-n-teller/pcc/shaney.html) - The Original Prank (archive.org).
- Mark V. Shaney's Website (https://web.archive.org/web/19970418070034/http://softway.com.au/people/mvs/) - Mark V. Shaney's finest hours (archive.org).
- Fun With Markov Chains (http://www.eblong.com/zarf/markov/) - Featuring "Alice in Elsinore: The Alice books and Hamlet", and "The Revelation of St. Alice: The Alice books, and the books of Genesis and Revelation".
Sober applications
- PageRank (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PageRank?oldformat=true#Damping_factor) - Google is built on Markov Chains.
- Digital Music Programming (http://peabody.sapp.org/class/dmp2/lab/markov1/) - MIDI Markov music.
- A visual explanation of Markov chains (http://setosa.io/blog/2014/07/26/markov-chains/) - A useful guide to Markov chains by Victor Powell.
License
!CC0 (http://mirrors.creativecommons.org/presskit/buttons/88x31/svg/cc-zero.svg) (https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/)