[38;5;12m                           [39m[38;2;255;187;0m[1m[4mAwesome Funny Markov Chains [0m[38;5;14m[1m[4m![0m[38;2;255;187;0m[1m[4mAwesome[0m[38;5;14m[1m[4m (https://cdn.rawgit.com/sindresorhus/awesome/d7305f38d29fed78fa85652e3a63e154dd8e8829/media/badge.svg)[0m[38;2;255;187;0m[1m[4m (https://github.com/sindresorhus/awesome)[0m

[38;5;12mA facetiously curated list of delightfully amusing Markov chain output, inspired by [39m[38;5;14m[1mmemorylessness[0m[38;5;12m (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memorylessness).[39m

[38;5;12mIf you want to [39m[38;5;14m[1mcontribute[0m[38;5;12m (https://github.com/sublimino/awesome-funny-markov/blob/master/contributing.md) to this list (please do), send a pull request or contact me [39m[38;5;14m[1m@sublimino[0m[38;5;12m (https://twitter.com/sublimino).[39m

[38;5;12mLooking for more information on Markov Chains? Try [39m[38;5;14m[1mAwesome Machine Learning[0m[38;5;12m (https://github.com/josephmisiti/awesome-machine-learning).[39m

[38;2;255;187;0m[4mTable of Contents[0m

[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mWeb and Tech[0m[38;5;12m (#web-and-tech)[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mTwitter[0m[38;5;12m (#twitter)[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mMedia[0m[38;5;12m (#media)[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mTools[0m[38;5;12m (#tools)[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mA history of funny Markov chains[0m[38;5;12m (#a-history-of-funny-markov-chains)[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mSober applications[0m[38;5;12m (#sober-applications)[39m

[38;2;255;187;0m[4mWeb and Tech[0m

[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mHeadline Smasher[0m[38;5;12m (http://www.headlinesmasher.com/best/all) - Fake headlines created by smashing up real headlines.[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mSubreddit Simulator[0m[38;5;12m (https://www.reddit.com/r/subredditsimulator) - The most confusing subreddit (often on the front page).[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mAlternative Hacker News[0m[38;5;12m (https://news.ycombniator.com/) - Hacker News dataset eats itself.[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mPhaker News[0m[38;5;12m (http://namuol.github.io/phaker-news/) - Another spin on Hacker News.[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mCybersauce Broadcasting Corporation[0m[38;5;12m (http://www.x11r5.com/radio/) - A computer generated and dictated podcast.[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mJava! Real or Not?[0m[38;5;12m (http://java.metagno.me/) - Guess the Spring Framework class name.[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mYour Swimsuit Jumped Over Its Own Weathercock, You Liar![0m[38;5;12m (https://patchydollgames.itch.io/yourswimsuit) - A dating sim about the futility of dating sims.[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mThe Doom That Came to Puppet[0m[38;5;12m (http://thedoomthatcametopuppet.tumblr.com/) - Mutations on Puppet documentation and the assorted works of H. P. Lovecraft.[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mKing James Programming[0m[38;5;12m (http://kingjamesprogramming.tumblr.com/) - Combined King James Bible, Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs, and some of Eric S. Raymond's writings.[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mGit man page Generator[0m[38;5;12m (http://git-man-page-generator.lokaltog.net/) - Suspiciously believeable (but incorrect) Git documentation.[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mJon Skeet bot[0m[38;5;12m (https://stackoverflow.blog/2018/01/15/thanks-million-jon-skeet/) - Stack Overflow's homage to their greatest ever user, Jon Skeet.[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mStackExchange Simulator[0m[38;5;12m (https://se-simulator.lw1.at/) - Random question and answers based on the StackOverflow/StackExchange data dumps.[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1m4chan Text Generator[0m[38;5;12m (https://github.com/02sh/4chanMarkovText) - With sample inputs for /biz/ /pol/ /b/ /fit/ (NSFW).[39m

[38;2;255;187;0m[4mTwitter[0m

[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1m@erowidrecruiter[0m[38;5;12m (https://twitter.com/erowidrecruiter) - Erowid trip reports and tech recruiter emails.[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1m@TwoHeadlines[0m[38;5;12m (https://twitter.com/TwoHeadlines) - Takes two headlines about different things and then confuses them.[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1m@SarowidPalinUSA[0m[38;5;12m (https://twitter.com/SarowidPalinUSA) - Sarah Palin speeches and Erowid trip reports.[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1m@twatterhose[0m[38;5;12m (https://twitter.com/twatterhose) - A mashup of the Twitter public timeline.[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1m@redditron[0m[38;5;12m (https://twitter.com/redditron) - Reddit comments.[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1m@markovmtg[0m[38;5;12m (https://twitter.com/markovmtg) - [39m[38;5;14m[1mMagic[0m[38;5;12m  Markov the Gathering.[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1m@HNTitles[0m[38;5;12m (https://twitter.com/HNTitles) - HN Titles.[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1m@BeerSnobSays[0m[38;5;12m (https://twitter.com/BeerSnobSays) - Drunk tweeting nonsensical beer reviews.[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1m@icowid[0m[38;5;12m (https://twitter.com/icowid) - a markov bot trained on erowid trip reports and ICO whitepapers.[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1m@hipsterwid[0m[38;5;12m (https://twitter.com/hipsterwid) - An hipster bot trained on Erowid trip reports and Pitchfork's album reviews.[39m

[38;2;255;187;0m[4mMedia[0m

[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mCalvin and Markov[0m[38;5;12m (http://joshmillard.com/markov/calvin/) - Calvin and Hobbes strips reimagined.[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mGarkov[0m[38;5;12m (http://joshmillard.com/garkov/) - Transcripts of old Garfield strips.[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mThe Big Markovski[0m[38;5;12m (http://joshmillard.com/markov/lebowski/) - The Big Lebowski.[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mJesus Markoving Christ[0m[38;5;12m (http://joshmillard.com/markov/christ/) - An incoherent savior for an incoherent age.[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mXKCD[0m[38;5;12m (https://xkcd.com/210/) - 90's Flowchart.[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mMarkov Bible[0m[38;5;12m (https://web.archive.org/web/20081224025955/http://www.markovbible.com/) - The whole book (archive.org).[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mAutomatic Donald Trump[0m[38;5;12m (https://filiph.github.io/markov/) - Donald Trump's smart keyboard.[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mInsta-Trump[0m[38;5;12m (http://trump.frost.works/) - create a mathematically generated Trump speech.[39m

[38;2;255;187;0m[4mTools[0m

[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mThat Can Be My Next Tweet[0m[38;5;12m (http://yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet/) - Generates your future tweets based on the DNA of your existing messages.[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mMark V. Shaney at Your Service[0m[38;5;12m (http://www.yisongyue.com/shaney/) - Interactie Markov examples.[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mfoswig.js[0m[38;5;12m (http://mrsharpoblunto.github.io/foswig.js/) - Generate awesome Javascript project names from the popular JavaScript library names on GitHub.[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mBenedict Cumberbatch Name Generator[0m[38;5;12m (http://benedictcumberbatchgenerator.tumblr.com/) - Permutations on the gentleman's names.[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mReimagined Yo Mama[0m[38;5;12m (https://github.com/Trshant/reimagined-yomama) - yo mama jokes using markov chains (code only).[39m

[38;2;255;187;0m[4mA history of funny Markov chains[0m

[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1m"I Spent an Interesting Evening Recently with a Grain of Salt"[0m[38;5;12m (https://web.archive.org/web/20011101013348/http://www.sincity.com/penn-n-teller/pcc/shaney.html) - The Original Prank (archive.org).[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mMark V. Shaney's Website[0m[38;5;12m (https://web.archive.org/web/19970418070034/http://softway.com.au/people/mvs/) - Mark V. Shaney's finest hours (archive.org).[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mFun With Markov Chains[0m[38;5;12m (http://www.eblong.com/zarf/markov/) - Featuring "Alice in Elsinore: The Alice books and Hamlet", and "The Revelation of St. Alice: The Alice books, and the books of Genesis and Revelation".[39m

[38;2;255;187;0m[4mSober applications[0m

[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mPageRank[0m[38;5;12m (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PageRank?oldformat=true#Damping_factor) - Google is built on Markov Chains.[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mDigital Music Programming[0m[38;5;12m (http://peabody.sapp.org/class/dmp2/lab/markov1/) - MIDI Markov music.[39m
[38;5;12m- [39m[38;5;14m[1mA visual explanation of Markov chains[0m[38;5;12m (http://setosa.io/blog/2014/07/26/markov-chains/) - A useful guide to Markov chains by Victor Powell.[39m

[38;2;255;187;0m[4mLicense[0m

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